These are a few films that can function as the most efficient contraceptives and arguments against ever having children.

Kids, 1995, Larry Clark

An obnoxious and arrogant kid is convinced that the most effective alternative for a condom is to sleep with virgins. And damn, how wrong he is!

Gummo, 1997, Harmony Korine

Korine must have some phobia of children, because after contributing to the script of Kids, he made this even more disturbing and definitely more nihilistic film about children and teenagers so completely deformed by boredom than there is nothing remaining for them, not even hope.

Welcome to the Dollhouse, 1995, Todd Solondz

Rarely will you find a little girl so difficult to like or even feel sorry for. And you are also guaranteed to will feel bad for finding her so annoying.

+ one about how to mess up a child a for life: The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things, 2004, Asia Argento.

+ one about how to shoot a pig: Benny’s Video, 1992, Michael Haneke

+ a silly horror featuring a dozen disturbing ways to say “Mummy!”: The Children, 2008, Tom Shankland

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